Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old
is when we're kids?
If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging
You're never thirty-six and a half.
That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back.
You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?"
"I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16!
And then the greatest day of your life...you become 21.
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there?
What's wrong? What's changed?
Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away.
But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!
So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle;
Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I was JUST 92."
If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again.
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out non-essential numbers. This includes age, weight
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening,
whatever. Never let the brain idle.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on.
pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county;
Your Fast Forward Editor
Floating around the Internet these days, posted and e-mailed back and forth,
Some are essay-length, some are just short lists of one and two-line jokes,
And that's the problem.
Carlin offered this bit of wisdom for discerning whether he wrote any of various items
it came from one of my albums, books, HBO shows, or appeared on my website."
Some people recall seeing him perform it as part of his routine,
and the following bit is attributed to him in a 1998 book:
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